Funny Ducks and Laughing Germans

14 September 2005
Ducks are the funniest animals - it's official. Here is a world-wide webbed feet joke:
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
So they can stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
So they can stamp out burning ducks.
Recent research showed that Belgians thought that this was the funniest joke of hundreds shown to them. They also liked this one which was my personal favourite of the jokes reported:
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”
They also found that the Germans have the best sense of humour of all! Check out the website of this research for yourself, if you want: http://www.laughlab.co.uk
There endeth this blog. Stay tuned!