Bush and Blair Press Exclusive 2

2 August 2005
Another exclusive.
Bush: Okay. Who said terrorism?
Blair: I did.
Bush: No. We're not using that term anymore.
Blair: Why not?
Bush: I'm not sure what it means.
Blair: So the whole world has to stop using the term because you don't know what it means?
Bush: Yep. Seems fair to me.
Blair: What's the new term?
Bush: Extremist fighting or something like that.
Blair: Which?
Bush: Frankly, I'd prefer something else. Something we can all understand. Like Injans. Everyone knows you're in trouble when the Injans surround your wagons.
Blair: Why do I always get the feeling that you've been listening to 'Eye of The Tiger' too loud? Maybe if I take LSD, I'll be able to tune into your wavelength.
Bush: You'll need to ask my predeceaser about that. He's the expert on not exhaling.
Blair: Your predeceaser? The guy who died before you?
Bush: Oh, we all use dye. Keeps us young-looking. Just imagine how awful Donald Trump would look without it.
Blair: But your hair is gray.
Bush: Yeah. It's difficult to find the right color. I've got a team of sixty highly trained men working on it right now. We're expecting an interim report by the end of the year. Could be a highlight.
Blair: Look. Can we address the issues?
Bush: Sure, where are we sending them?... Didn't you ask me that already? And why are you being so rude?
Blair: Rude? Moi? To quote exactly what I said to Mr Chirac.
Bush: I have to say, I love watching your body langauge with Mr Chirac. You two obviously hate each other.
Blair: Au Contraire.
Bush: Eau Contraire? I don't like mineral water. Too fizzy.
There endeth this blog. Stay tuned!
Any security people who checked this out, I hope you enjoyed it. I do love these two, really. I'm just not so sure about Mr Chirac. By which I mean that his foreign policy is good but I can't forgive him for being French. Oh, all right, he's forgiven. There. Now go and spy on some other website that needs to be spyed on. And I want an interim report by Christmas. One last thing. In the UK, we call 'French fries' chips, so we remain comfortable when eating our staple diet.
Did you know that what we call French Windows, the French call English Windows? On the Channel Islands, they refer to them as English French Windows to avoid causing offence. Well they should.