The Important Question

18 August 2005
In the light of the Peak Oil crisis which is soon to descend, it is time to consider what you want to do with your life, while you still can. I, for example, would like to visit some countries including Africa and Australia and if I leave it too long, I will need to go via a wind-powered gallion.
Alternatively, I'll be catapulted by a giant catapult as the only remaining alternative to current forms of powered flight. I also need to start thinking about what animals and vegetables I will farm for survival in the future and acquire the appropriate skills. No point in waiting five years then having to learn it all overnight. Anyway, I'll be digging a moat then to keep the other people away from my crops and animals while learning unarmed combat to defend myself, as fire arms and blades can no longer be manufactured or transported.
I'll probably use my chickens as currency, because national currencies will be worthless, to buy little treats like safe water.
In the meantime, I plan to lobby politicians to insist that all beauty spots are turned into windfarms and that all humans be culled at thirty-six as this represents optimal energy efficiency. Okay, I've written myself off in the process, but you have to responsible about the future.
If this blog is scaring you, don't be silly, it's just a bit of fun.
There endeth this blog. Stay tuned!